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// |  Copyright©2008, Steven Douglas Huddleston   | //
// |             All Rights Reserved              | //
// | No portion of this code can be copied, used, | //
// | published or reproduced in any way without   | //
// | the expressed written consent of the author. | //
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function GetNewQuote() {
     MAX = selectquote(-1);                          // Counts Total Number of Items
     selectquote(Math.ceil(Math.random() * MAX));    // Random Item Selector

     document.getElementById('KongaQuote').innerHTML = msg;
     document.getElementById('KongaQuotee').innerHTML = aut;
     }

function selectquote(X) {I=0;

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here!';
                  aut='Cptn James T. Kirk';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='That which does not kill us makes us stronger.';
                  aut='Friedrich Nietzche';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.';
                  aut='Ralph Waldo Emerson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='If you have built castles in the sky, your work need not be lost, that is where they belong, now put the foundations under them.';
                  aut='Henry David Thoreau';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='When all else fails, read the instructions.';
                  aut='Unknown';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='To the deaf, those who dance are crazy.';
                  aut='George Carlin';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='If there is a higher purpose in the Universe than topping the woman you love, and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it.';
                  aut='Lazarus Long';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Only a rationally selfish man, a man of <i><b>self-esteem</b></i>, is capable of love&mdash;because he is the only man capable of holding firm, consistent, uncompromising, unbetrayed values. The man who does not value himself, cannot value anything or anyone.';
                  aut='Ayn Rand';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.';
                  aut='Ralph Waldo Emerson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.';
                  aut='Ralph Waldo Emerson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='To be great is to be missunderstood.';
                  aut='Ralph Waldo Emerson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Fear and Love are mutually exclusive. If you fear God, then you lie when you claim to love Him.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 1981';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='In a democracy, the individual enjoys not only the ultimate power but carries the ultimate responsibility.';
                  aut='Norman Cousins';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='To spend too much time in studies is sloth.';
                  aut='Francis Bacon';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.';
                  aut='William Hutton';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Destiny: A tyrant&#180;s authority for crime and a fool&#180;s excuse for failure.';
                  aut='Ambrose Bierce';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='They can conquer who believe they can.';
                  aut='Virgil';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Readers are plentyful; thinkers are rare.';
                  aut='Harriet Martineau';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.';
                  aut='Thomas Paine';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of god; because, if there is one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.';
                  aut='Thomas Jefferson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The cheap stuff is bought with money.';
                  aut='Unknown';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Work like you do not need the money. Love like you have never been hurt, and Dance like you do when nobody is watching.';
                  aut='Unknown';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of the truth.';
                  aut='Albert Einstein';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='You cannot be politicaly correct about the truth.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Tell me what company you keep, and I&#180;ll tell you what you are.';
                  aut='Miguel de Cervantes';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='When I grow-up, I want to be like my child.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='If a man is worth loving at all, he is worth loving generously, even recklessly.';
                  aut='Marie Dressler';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.';
                  aut='Arnold H. Glasow';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='A <i>racist</i> is anyone who feels uncomfortable in the presence of certain adjectives.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 1982';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='<i>Political Correctness</i> is the science of euphemisms.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 1986';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='If you don&#180;t know where I&#180;ve been, you can&#180;t know where I&#180;m coming from.'
                 ; aut='Konga, 1981';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='There is only one way to stop people from burning the flag:<BR>Burn The Constitution.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2001';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The problem with religion is that it always reserves the fundamental right to deny the rights of those who don&#180;t subscribe to its doctrines.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2001';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The <i>impossible</i> is that which exists while we remain ignorant.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2002';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='An opinion is only valid while it does not contradict a fact.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2002';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='You must live every day as if it were your first.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2002';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Love is the epiphany of desire.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2002';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Of course! We all create God in our own image.';
                  aut='Cmdr William Decker';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Time is the fire in which we burn.';
                  aut='Delmore Schwartz';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Of course I want to save the world! Don&#180;t you?';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 1998';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='A "whim" is a desire experienced by a person who does not know and does not care to discover its cause.';
                  aut='Ayn Rand';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Competition is a by-product of productive work, not its goal. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.';
                  aut='Ayn Rand';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The end does not justify the means. No one&#180;s rights can be secured by the violation of the rights of others.';
                  aut='Ayn Rand';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Intellectual freedom cannot exist without political freedom; political freedom cannot exist without economic freedom; a free mind and a free market are corollaries.';
                  aut='Ayn Rand';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.';
                  aut='Robert E. Howard';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.';
                  aut='Edmund Burke';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Experience is the ocean you cross to get from knowledge to truth.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2007';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.';
                  aut='Abraham Lincoln';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.';
                  aut='Thomas Jefferson';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Any society willing to give up a little liberty for a little security will deserve neither and lose both.';
                  aut='Thomas Jefferson';
                  return;}
I++; if (X == I) {msg='I read &quot;Mein Kampf&quot; for the same reason I read &quot;A Critique Of Pure Reason&quot;: You must <i><u>know</u></i> your enemy.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2008';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.';
                  aut='Albert Einstein';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies';
                  aut='Friedrich Nietzsche';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Inconsistency is the hallmark of a conscientious mind.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2008';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='To fight the ignorant is a waste of energy. Given time, they always defeats themselves.';
                  aut='Maf&uacute;, 2008';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.';
                  aut='Voltaire';
                  return;}

I++; if (X == I) {msg='Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what&#180;s right.';
                  aut='Isaac Asimov';
                  return;}

if (X == -1) return I;}