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Robot Salesman
  Performers  
Lead Vocal-Jim Cuomo
Electric & Acoustic Guitar-David Scance
Electric Guitar-Ryche Chlanda
Acoustic Guitars-Peter Sobel
Bass-Frank Prescod
Drums & Percussion-Paul Marchetti
Synthesizers, Mellotron & Vocoder-Larry Fast
Orchestral Arrangement-Stephan Galfas & Brian Cuomo

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Robot Salesman

One of the most coveted Vibra Corp. jobs is that of a robot salesman. The IGTB sing of one such businessman and his cast of "Magical Men."
(Lead)
Traveling 'round the Universe
Hoping to sell my wares
I am a salesman, man of the year
Look inside my, here inside my sphere

Magical men for you to buy
We came to take you home
You'll be amazed with their intricate circuitry
Tuned to perfection with Vibracon Globes!
(Robot): Vibracon Globes!
(Lead): Vibracon Globes!
(Robot): Vibracon Globes!

(Lead & Robot)
Who will buy Magical Men for sale?
Programmed to please. Ease of control. Oh!
We'll be your friends, we'll work and work
So you can play
(Robot): Take us away!

(Lead)
Take us away! Hey!
Specially designed with you in mind
We guarantee you JOY!
Come in and try one, no need to fear
Here inside my, here inside my, sphere!

(Robot Chorus)
Who will buy? Who will buy? Time is ours we never die!
Who will give us sanctuary, save us from etternity!
We were made to bow and bend,
Fight your wars and homes defend!
Who will buy? Who will buy? Time is ours we never die!
We were made to bow and bend,
Fight your wars and homes defend!
Who will buy? Who will buy?

(Lead)
Stand aside! I'll demonstrate, the power at my command!
A thousand Drimes for this one, (she's always in demand!)
For those of you more spiritual, who's needs are of the mind
These all come complete with soul, and fitted with the latest,
Yes, folks! VIBRACON GLOBES!
(Robot): Vibracon Globes

(Lead & Robot)
Who will buy Magical Men for sale?
Programmed to please. Ease of control. Oh!
We'll even tell you jokes and sing and dance all day!
(Robot): Take us away!
(Lead & Robot): Take us away! Hey!

(Robot Chorus): Magical Men for sale. Programmed to please!
(Lead): Men of steel with hearts of gold.
(Robot Chorus): Ease of control. Oh!
(Lead): Please buy my robots.
(Robot Chorus): We'll be your friends, we'll work and work so you can, play
(Lead): Buy my robots.
(Robot Chorus): Take us away!
(Lead): Men of steel with hearts of gold.
  WebMaster's Note  
This song is special!

I can actually see the Robot Salesman arrive in his Dome Ship and perform his lines along with his menagerie of robots. The robot chorus is incredible! I believe it directly stimulates the optical nerves in the brain because I can almost see them lined up behind the salesman, singing and dancing and showing off, eager to be purchased by some fortunate customer.

Just imagine!

If there were such robots, how would our lives change! Science fiction is loaded with warnings about it. But I think that the human spirit would adapt to it well enough. All of modern technology is geared to freeing man from drudgery so that he can pursue more creative passtimes. Robots would be the next logical step. Except, maybe we might go too far after all. If robots are made to give us what we could only otherwise get from each other, then would't we become obsolete? It would seem that the Vibracon Globes do just that. (Hmmm...) I think there is stuff there for a good science fiction tale...

...but THAT is ANOTHER story!
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