CAVEAT: High-energy particles are emerging from this screen at the speed of light. It is highly probable that some of them may collide with subatomic particles in your Deoxyribonucleic Acid chains, altering their physical properties and behavior, (energy levels, charge, spin, etc.), and thus infusing you with the Kongaloid Essence forever. (This may already have taken place.) Therefore, the actual definition of your cosmic reality phase state is being systematically and irrevocably altered in proportion to the length of your visit to this website.