The Kongaloid Website: Mafú Speaketh


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Kongaloids: Introduction & Clasification

Friday, September 21, 2001

Mafú Speaketh

Mafú Through the years since the Kongaloid phenomenon, the enigmatic personage of Mafú has been ever present, though not always in the flesh, so to speak. His words always reflect the deeper logic and reasoning of the Kongaloid ideology, and sometimes offer surprising insights into the state of things.

Mafú's "works" are mostly a collage of thoughts and ideas, seemingly disassociated, (an unavoidable outcome of how polydimensional thinking is perceived by "normal" humans), yet often perceived as revelations, by some, or incomprehensible ramblings, by others.

By those who have glimpsed some of what the Kongaloid reality is all about, his words are always of profound and sometimes disturbing import. He may well be the first of what we can only hope will be a long history of Kongaloid philosophers.

Here then, are presented some selected quotations, from the ever expanding text of Mafú's collected expressions.

1980: Mafú's first word.
(Capitalization Intentional)

"POOFLAH!"

Uttered upon completion of his contemplation of the world he had suddenly found he will live in for the rest of his human incarnation. It is widely accepted by most Kongaloid researchers, (though it has never been proven), that Mafú produced this curious sound when his all-encompassing consciousness developed to the point where he became aware of the fact that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the current President of The United States.

The exact meaning of this word is yet unknown. However it has been noted by many Kongaloid field researchers that Kongaloids everywhere are quite familiar with this word and use it regularly. Since the word is often used in situations where they are obliged to express feelings of disgust or rejection towards something they are experiencing, it is widely believed that the word could be the Kongaloid equivalent of "YETCH!". Many more years of research may be required before the exact meaning of "Pooflah" can be ascertained.

1982

"A 'racist' is anyone who feels uncomfortable in the presence of certain adjectives."

1986

"'Political Correctness' is the science of euphemisms."

1998

Of course I want to save the world! Don´t you?

June 2001
Mafú learns that President Bush (Again?) wants to consecrate the flag.

"There is only one way to stop people from burning the flag:
Burn The Constitution."

November 2001

"The problem with religion is that it always reserves the fundamental right to deny the rights of those who don't subscribe to its doctrines."

March 2002

"The 'impossible' is that which exists while we remain ignorant."

June 2002

"An opinion is only valid while it does not contradict a fact."

August 2002

"You must live every day as if it were your first."

November 2002

"Love is the epiphany of desire."

October 2007

Experience is the ocean you cross to get from knowledge to truth.

May 2008

I read "Mein Kampf" for the same reason I read "A Critique Of Pure Reason": You must know your enemy.

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