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spin, etc.), and thus infusing you with the Kongaloid Essence forever. (This may
already have taken place.) Therefore, the actual definition of your cosmic reality phase state
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 Kongaloids: General Facts
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Kongaloids: Religion 
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SexualityNot much is know about the mating habits of Kongaloids. They tend to be discrete and even secretive about such things. But studies of Kongaloid psychology do reveal some interesting facts that allow us to extrapolate what Kongaloid sexuality might be like. Since Kongaloids are subjects of natural forces, they are strictly heterosexual. Since natural forces always compel a creature to seek pleasure (such as hunger--discomfort--being cancelled by a full and satisfied belly--pleasure--), Kongaloids are compelled and mostly motivated by, (as is the case with all creatures), the search for pleasure. The basic difference between a Kongaloid´s and the average human´s quest for pleasure is that the average human seeks no further transcendental motive behind his desire to be pleased, while the Kongaloid instinctively realizes that the pleasure he seeks can be greatly enhanced with the judicious application of a little Rational Morality. A Kongaloid realizes, as all humans do, that his desire to be pleased requires nothing less than another person´s absolute and total dedication to the sole and only purpose of providing the total pleasure he desires. Without Rational Morality this translates, as it does to most non-Kongaloids, to the submission, by whatever means, including violence and coercion, of another person to one´s own desires. Rational Morality, however, changes this perception to a more evolved and hence civilized form of reasoning: By understanding the full implications of his own desire for pleasure it quickly becomes obvious to a Kongaloid that the only possibility of being totally pleased is that the person who provides the pleasure is completely motivated to providing that pleasure, by his or her own free will. A coerced or forced individual will strive to please, but the Kongaloid requires that the desire to please be evidently sincere. Real pleasure, for a Kongaloid, is impossible if one does not perceive in the giver their sincere and genuine interest in your own satisfaction. Something that is simply impossible when the giver is motivated by fear or enslaved resignation. Therefore, the Kongaloid reasons, the only possibility to get another person to sincerely provide the total pleasure one seeks, is to give to that person the total pleasure that that person seeks. If the person is completely satisfied, he or she will be completely relieved of their own need to seek pleasure and furthermore, so pleased with what you have provided that they will be genuinely motivated to do the same for you. Thus a purely selfish desire is fulfilled in an apparently unselfish and entirely constructive way. By this revelation it can be assumed with a reasonable level of certainty that Kongaloids strive with singular dedication to find ways to enhance the sexual pleasure they provide to their mates. Not only by learning and applying all of the thousandfold techniques known to man for enhancing physical pleasure, but also by lavishing and embellishing such techniques with the psychological and emotional requirements that also form a part of the elusive state known as "Total Satisfaction". Kongaloids know that total satisfaction is a holistic state that requires that all aspects of human needs be tended to and fulfilled: Physical, emotional and psychological. They know this because they understand their own personal needs. What a Kongaloid desires is quite simply, what everyone desires. Although it would be nice to have that kind of total satisfaction with everyone else in the human race, the total dedication our selfish desires requires from the giver cancel out such possibilities. We all want our lover´s to be ours alone. Therefore, total satisfaction and promiscuity are mutually exclusive. Total satisfaction is only possible if you dedicate yourself completely to a single person, who in return, dedicates him or herself completely to you. In that state, there will never be a need for oneself to worry about one´s desires, for the lover will forever be dedicated to satisfying them. Eliminating the need for such preoccupation leaves one´s mind so at ease and unconcerned with personal needs, that it is free to become obsessed with giving to the pleaser as much as the pleaser has given. Kongaloids are consummate lovers. Although discrete, they indulge all manner of love-play in order to further enhance their lover´s happiness. This means that Kongaloids love "Risque" sex, fantasy role-playing and the experience of intermingling their eroticism with other forms of physical and psychological gratifications such as sex while eating, swimming or whatever else might seem particularly creative.
So, Kongaloids reason that one child per family is a just compromise. This makes child conception, gestation, birth and rearing a once-in-a-lifetime event for Kongaloids, who enthusiastically put into such plans their most impressive efforts. Naturally none of this behavior is possible within the framework of modern dogma. Although sex-for-pleasure-only is widely practiced, it is not publicly admitted. And most humans will maintain that such practices are generally unhealthy and even obscene, (interestingly enough this view is most loudly acclaimed by those who secretly practice sex-for-pleasure-only). Since Kongaloids revere nature above all things, and since nature demands pleasure, Kongaloids maintain such irrational and unfounded moralities as obscene. Not because of some faded and moldy dogma scratched on paper millennia ago by a mad desert dweller who obviously suffered from solar-exposure-induced delusions of grandeur, but quite simply because their special connection to the life-cycles of the Earth do not allow them to feel otherwise. It can be said that their God is The Earth, and by their more direct communion with that God, their morality is based on the nature of existence and "de facto" valid, while the hysterical writings of ancient dessert dwellers is not. They KNOW that what makes something moral or immoral is not what it is, but what it intends. If something does harm, it is immoral, if it does not it is moral. What "Harm" is will be determined by the end results. Thus Kongaloids feel no inhibitions and suffer from none of the sexual problems so common in modern societies.
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