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CAVEAT: High-energy particles
are emerging from this screen at the speed of light.
It is highly probable that some of them may collide with subatomic particles in your Deoxyribonucleic Acid
chains, altering their physical properties and behavior, (energy levels, charge,
spin, etc.), and thus infusing you with the Kongaloid Essence forever. (This may
already have taken place.) Therefore, the actual definition of your cosmic reality phase state
is being systematically and irrevocably altered in proportion to the length of
your visit to this website.
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 Kongaloids: Introduction & Clasification
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Kongaloids: Sexuality 
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General FactsKongaloids are a rare mutation of the Homo Sapiens species, probably caused by the natural process of evolution in response to environmental changes. However, unlike most mutant adaptations which tend to be physical in nature, Kongaloids may be the first observed example of a psycho-emotional adaptation since the Cro-Magnon Man. It is not yet know if the Kongaloid Gene is passed from one generation to another, although Kongaloids have now begun to breed, they tend to be over-protective with their children, making observation and study difficult. But preliminary results shows promise and some researchers are beginning to accept the idea that the Kongaloid Gene is inherited. The reader must be cautioned, however, that no evidence exists yet that the Kongaloid Gene is viable, any such reports are premature until the Kongaloid children have matured enough that they begin to manifest Kongaloid characteristics. Being a new species little or nothing is known of their developmental rate. Researchers must maintain an objective perspective and resist the temptation to jump to conclusions that are founded on nothing more than the great hope that Kongaloids represent for the Human Race and for all life on Earth. Also since the viability of the Kongaloid Species (once established) could only mean that the Homo Sapiens line is obsolete, and since the Homo Sapiens line is infected with an unreasoning propensity towards violence, and since the Kongaloid species is new and fragile and still struggling to establish itself, it is necessary to temper such discoveries as are made regarding Kongaloids with discrete caution. Humanity (not the human race) may well be doomed if the Kongaloid hope does not take root, and grows. Kongaloids are playful and good-humored, with an unusual capacity for absorbing details of their surroundings. Erotic in nature, they revel in the experience of new sensations of every kind. They are obsessive in their likes and dislikes, are afflicted by an insatiable love for chocolate, incapable of fearing change, (as humans do), and consume extraordinary amounts of reading material, especially science-fiction. Their minds seem to be forever hungry for new information. (Rather like the little robot in the "Short Circuit" movies, they just can´t seem to get enough "Input". Incidentally the Johnny Five robot might be the first "Robotic Kongaloid".) Although they are found just about anywhere, the natural habitat for a Kongaloid is any densely forested area, preferably far away from the unhealthy pollutants of the large cities, where they can freely choose the tree that best suits their particular individual temperament, to inhabit. Their "unusually-wired" brains are especially keen in perceiving all things unhealthy that are generally accepted by common folk as unavoidable consequences of "modern-life". By "all things unhealthy" we mean not only to the life of a Kongaloid, but to all life in general. Kongaloids believe that they are an intrinsic and inextricable part of the circle of life on Earth. A belief that is completely opposed to the more universally accepted ideology that humans in general are a separate element of nature, not subject to the rule of natural forces. Such generally accepted beliefs are viewed with sadness by the Kongaloid community, who often shake their heads and sigh when encountering manifestations of that ideology. Independent studies conducted by Kongaloid researchers have revealed that this "most unhealthy of all human aberrations" has its origins in the infamous Book of Genesis, part of The Pentateuch of Moses (The Primal Beast), specifically the passage where the so-called God entity commands man to "subdue the earth" (sic). Since a Kongaloid believes that his health is inextricably linked to the health of the whole Earth, to "subdue the Earth" translates to him as "to subdue yourself". By enslaving the Earth man enslaves himself and becomes a prisoner, and inevitably, a victim of his own madness.
Kongaloids accept with pride that they are the subjects of natural forces, the instinctive urges and drives that so many humans today strive to "control" are allowed to freely manifest themselves. Among Kongaloids, open displays of emotion and sudden fits of passion are not only commonly accepted, but joyfully celebrated. Another characteristic that distinguishes the Kongaloids from other humans is their fierce loyalty to their chosen mates. Rather than fighting the urge to indulge in promiscuous behavior, Kongaloids understand that their attraction to the opposite sex is a perfectly healthy aspect of their animal nature, but they also accept that their human nature transcends any such inclination. Although they readily accept that humans are nothing more than just another species in the ecological diversity of the Earthly fauna, they also understand that humans are a very special part of that fauna, one that has developed and refined it´s instinctive drives to achieve a higher level of expression. Thus romantic love and expressions of intimate desires are seen as a psycho-evolutionary enhancement of basic, primal forces. Kongaloids understand the greater advantages of a stable, monogamous relationship in terms of the emotional and psychological benefits it provides, and this factor alone is overwhelming enough to automatically cancel any primal urge to copulate for no other reason than a brief physical release.
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