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CAVEAT: High-energy particles
are emerging from this screen at the speed of light.
It is highly probable that some of them may collide with subatomic particles in your Deoxyribonucleic Acid
chains, altering their physical properties and behavior, (energy levels, charge,
spin, etc.), and thus infusing you with the Kongaloid Essence forever. (This may
already have taken place.) Therefore, the actual definition of your cosmic reality phase state
is being systematically and irrevocably altered in proportion to the length of
your visit to this website.
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 Mafú Speaketh
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Kongaloids: General Facts 
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IntroductionIntelligent, Romantic, Lovable and Extremely Fuzzy (But Well Groomed) To know one is to love one--and to spend a lot of time confused. Kongaloids are known for their unusually clear perspectives on reality. Although they dwell a little too much in science fiction and fantasy, (they are chronic dreamers), their brains seem to be wired from birth with the ability to instictivelly know the dream for what it is. They are probably the next level in human evolution--one that nature created to counter the runnaway madness that has infected humanity over the past decades. "...a little revolution, every now and then, is a good thing..." Kongaloids are very special creatures, they rally to that noble call: Save The Humans!Here at last, their story will be told, and maybe, fear can be converted into something really useful, like fertilizer! (Yep, Kongaloids adore metaphors!) Kongaloid (kån•ga´•loid) Homo Sapiens Kongaloidiens Mammal, primate, bipedal, omnivorous: First observed in 1980 A.D. and characterized by a strong immunity to most psychological ailments common to the Primate Branch of the Kingdom Animalia. This immunity seems to be primarily due to the apparent direct connection that exists between it´s higher brain functions and the normal cycle of life on Earth. (Ongoing research has yet to determined the nature of this apparently supernatural connection.) It´s current classification as a new species of the Genus Homo is tentative pending further research into it´s nature and remarkable abilities.
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