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Philosophy


As can be imagined Kongaloids base their concepts of reality, existence, and consequently the purpose of life, on naturally occurring and readily observable phenomena. They listen to "The Voice Within", to their own conscience tempered with reason and logic for guidance in what they must do. The Earth dictates to them how they should behave and they obey it as is their nature to do.


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Kongaloid Manuscript
Circa 1981
Their thoughts tend to be polydimensional, a single idea can be analyzed simultaneously on many levels and explored in various directions. When trying to reach a conclusion or determine a course of action, Kongaloids consider not only what is likely, wished-for, and possible, but also what is unlikely, undesired, and even at times also impossible, as well as all levels, grades and degrees in between. This incredibly complex process of thought does not tax their mental resources or slow down their decision-making processes, in fact, it appears that they actually enjoy such mental acrobatics which also gives them a greater sense of certainty about their decisions, since they feel that they have properly considered all possibilities before reaching their conclusions. That is why Kongaloids are so decisive in their actions. A hesitant kongaloid is a rare sight indeed.

Once determined a Kongaloid erases all obstacles to accomplishing his goals with the greatest of ease. Anyone who stands in his way will be reduced to a value of zero and treated accordingly. However, Kongaloids exist in a constant state of mental revision, nothing is ever ignored, and all information found relevant will be assimilated "en-route". If a Kongaloid determines, based on new information, that he or she was mistaken, a change in course is immediately implemented. To the casual observer, used to the stubborn consistency of most present day politicians and ministers, who continue to support a cause or idea even after it has been disproved, Kongaloid methodology would appear inconsistent and chaotic. In fact, it is merely too complex to be understood, particularly by non-Kongaloids, without a profound analysis of his directives and motives.

To act without a logically founded reason is something that Kongaloids consider to be not only absurd, but a form of insanity bordering on the obscene. The most insulting thing one can say to a Kongaloid when he asks why something is, is to say "Because" or even worse, "Just because". This is a sure way to enrage a Kongaloid that practically guarantees that the person he or she is confronting will be reduced to zero and treated accordingly. Kongaloids have no patience for inferior humans who would waste their time with nonsensical gibberish.

Any person, organization or entity who in any way has caused damage to the Earth or it´s creatures is viewed with scorn and open revulsion by the Kongaloids. They know that the Earth will not tolerate such behavior indefinitely. Since these elements are doomed by their actions Kongaloids do not feel compelled to interfere with the justice that the Earth will hand out when it chooses. The damage done to the Earth by the inferior humans with their insane economic, religious and social policies is not irreversible, but the Earth may need to eradicate the offending species in order to correct the damage. Kongaloids know that if mankind does not mend it´s ways, the Earth will wipe itself clean from them. No human being will survive the Wrath of Earth, including the Kongaloids. They hope that this will not come to pass, but they understand the brutal necessity of it, and accept that it will happen if mankind does not become a saner species, very soon.


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