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CAVEAT: High-energy particles
are emerging from this screen at the speed of light.
It is highly probable that some of them may collide with subatomic particles in your Deoxyribonucleic Acid
chains, altering their physical properties and behavior, (energy levels, charge,
spin, etc.), and thus infusing you with the Kongaloid Essence forever. (This may
already have taken place.) Therefore, the actual definition of your cosmic reality phase state
is being systematically and irrevocably altered in proportion to the length of
your visit to this website.
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May 1999
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June 2006
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Through the years since the Kongaloid phenomenon, the enigmatic personage
of Mafú has been ever present, though not always in the flesh, so to
speak. His words always reflect the deeper logic and reasoning of the
Kongaloid ideology, and sometimes offer surprising insights into the state
of things.Mafú's "works" are mostly a collage of thoughts and ideas, seemingly disassociated, (an unavoidable outcome of how polydimensional thinking is perceived by "normal" humans), yet often perceived as revelations, by some, or incomprehensible ramblings, by others. By those who have glimpsed some of what the Kongaloid reality is all about, his words are always of profound and sometimes disturbing import. He may well be the first of what we can only hope will be a long history of Kongaloid philosophers. Here then, are presented some selected quotations, from the ever expanding text of Mafú's collected expressions. (Capitalization Intentional) "POOFLAH!"Uttered upon completion of his contemplation of the world he had suddenly found he will live in for the rest of his human incarnation. It is widely accepted by most Kongaloid researchers, (though it has never been proven), that Mafú produced this curious sound when his all-encompassing consciousness developed to the point where he became aware of the fact that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the current President of The United States. The exact meaning of this word is yet unknown. However it has been noted by many Kongaloid field researchers that Kongaloids everywhere are quite familiar with this word and use it regularly. Since the word is often used in situations where they are obliged to express feelings of disgust or rejection towards something they are experiencing, it is widely believed that the word could be the Kongaloid equivalent of "YETCH!". Many more years of research may be required before the exact meaning of "Pooflah" can be ascertained. "A 'racist' is anyone who feels uncomfortable in the presence of certain adjectives.""'Political Correctness' is the science of euphemisms."Of course I want to save the world! Don´t you?Mafú learns that President Bush (Again?) wants to consecrate the flag.
"There is only one way to stop people from burning the flag:
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Posted by Steven Douglas Huddleston at 12:27 AMEdited on: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:57 PM Categories: Kongaloid Archives ![]()
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May 1999
Through the years since the Kongaloid phenomenon, the enigmatic personage
of Mafú has been ever present, though not always in the flesh, so to
speak. His words always reflect the deeper logic and reasoning of the
Kongaloid ideology, and sometimes offer surprising insights into the state
of things.


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